[I could google and steal someone's picture, but you'll have to use your imagination instead]
I just read that the inventor of the Egg McMuffin, Herb Peterson, died on Tuesday. I don't normally regirgitate news stories because, well, that's what news outlets and newspapers do quite well already, but I think he did some very very good work, and I think he deserves a mention. Read on McCNN here (click).
I'm not sure if Herb had a hand in the Sausage McMuffin with Egg though. One would think he did. At the very least he created the foundation. Some jerk probably came around afterwards and said "Hey, let's put some sausage on Herb's sandwich and take all the credit!" Pricks. That SMwE is a level up from the regular Egg McMuffin, and it's exactly what you need if you've tipped a few too many the night before or are getting a scratchy throat from a cold (it's like health food or something). It takes a perfectly acceptable sandwich, and adds a bunch more fat and salt. Excellent.
So, as I sit here eating a Talyor Ham egg and cheese on a roll (throat's a little scratchy this morning thank you), I think that I should stop at McDonald's tomorrow, and try the regular ol' Egg McMuffin. Maybe I'll get a SMwE too, just in case.