I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm amazed at the google searches that bring people to this little ol' New Jersey dining/food blog.
On the off chance that you'll be amazed, or at least mildly
entertained as well, I offer you, the searches (and some commentary):
- Most likely to make me giggle like the immature twit that I am: tommy fart liang
- Most likely to have committed a moving violation, or plans on returning a late DVD rental: how much is my fine in nj
- Most likely to be a sick, violent so-and-so: skin tommy
- Most likely to be from another planet: international space station ridgewood, NJ
- Most likely to have a broken spacebar: masonjarmahwah nj
- Most likely to get my attention: hoboken nasty girl
- Most likely to have had an unpleasant experience at the dentist: associates for dental care,hackensack,rude
- Most likely to hate Ramsey: i hate ramsey
- Most likely looking for bananas: restaurants who has bunches in nj
- Most likely to make sweeping generalizations about the eating habits of asians: Why asians don't eat the crust on a pizza
- Most likely from Denmark: the lure y lore of the luger (from google.de)
- Most likely lonely (two way tie):
- taff, or female, or sexy, or barmaid, or waitresses, or waitress, or girls crave in fairfield nj
- girls at crave restaurant in fairfield nj staff or female or sexy or barmaid or waitresses or waitress crave in fairfield
- Most likely to be using dry-aged beef for a burger: smelly cooking hamburger
- Most likely to like the music I listened to in the early 90's: pop will eat itself this is the day..this is the hour..this is this! blogspot
- Most likely to not get any advice on this blog: how to feel better after eating donut
- Most likely to not know about google earth: show me a close up of 30 ridge road,rumson,n.j.
- Most likely looking for some local love: fuck me in n.j.
- Most likely to stump me: Modus operandi meat bones pictures
