White Castle doubles: 200% the burger, 150% the bread
Stew Leonard's coming to: Paramus

Free Dunkin Donuts coffee!!!!!

Hey guess were I was yesterday between 10 am and 10 pm at participating locations!!??!?!

Guess again!!

Guess where I wasn't yesterday between 10 am and 10 pm at participanting locations!!!  Standing in line at Dunkin Donuts for a free ice coffee when I can get it any other time for a handful of quarters.

Seriously, is there anyone in their right mind that thinks this thought process:  "Hey, Dunkin D-nuts is giving away free shit, let's go!  I bet the line isn't even that long!!!", is a rational thought process?

If Dunkin Donuts changed the price of their large coffee from $2.02 (in Haledon, NJ -- it's 2.05, IIRC, on Route 46 in West Paterson or Great Notch or whatever that strip of strip malls, fast food, and gas stations is called), to, oh, let's see, 2 friggin dollars even, I'd probably go more often (or at least be less annoyed)...but only because there aren't any other options.