Triple Pepper Chicken: Sichuan-style
Notable bites: Masago Sushi, Bistro 55, Ridgewood Cheese Shop

Bacon-wrapped filet: for the EXTREMELY busy

The Midland Park A&P has this.

I hope you find this as amusing as I do.

Bacon wrapped filet

On top of the absurdity of buying an individually packaged piece of beef, prewrapped in bacon, what is a "Beef Chuck Tender Filet"?  At the very least it's coming from the chuck, which is nowhere near where the filet mignon lives, and filet mignon, traditionally, is the piece of beef that you'd need to wrap with bacon.

It's all very troubling.  All of it.

Please don't buy this, or anything resembling this in any way.  But if you do, let me know how it is.  It's possible I'm missing out on something exceptional.