La Bottega: Ridgewood, NJ [CLOSED]
Hanger steak: should be square, not flat

The best: BLT

It's true, this was the best BLT

Is this the best BLT or what.

Of course it is you fools: it's made with homemade bacon:

  • Toasted white bread complete with the niacin and the reduced iron and mono- and diglycerides and the soy lecithin and the grain vinegar and the datem and the high fructose corn syrup and the rest of the stuff (the only appropriate bread for BLTs). Pansy-ass 7 grain can go screw.
  • Mayo (none of this avocado nonsense)
  • Iceberg lettuce (the only appropriate lettuce for BLTs)
  • Homemade bacon (the only bacon that matters)
  • Tomatoes (if they are in season get local heirloom tomatoes...the only tomatoes to eat)
  • A shit ton of cracked black pepper in that mayo

Git curin' and smokin' and toastin', ya stewbums.